The clown is bleeding. Michael Hitchcock was driving.

Spring time is here, and it's time to collect all those old memories and burn them inside the celestial rummage bin. After all, you only live twice.

Dozens of various Martian entities have recently convinced me that it's better to live and let die, than to die and try melting crayola crayons. But that's only if you're watching the news.

I ONLY watch Fox News. Michigan ONLY. MICHIGAN FOREVER. FOX NEWS ONLY. FOX NEWS FOREVER.

There were 2 different homo sapiens trying to find light. Both found darkness instead and burned because of it.

I had a dream that THE ONE. THE ONLY. Michael Hitchcock was driving a car last night. I was in the passenger seat. It was an open top car. We were driving down a snow covered mountain when an avalanche started. It was scary. He expertly drove the car to the bottom of the mountain where our summer camp was located. We selected our bunks, and that was the first night of camp.