YOLO!!!
What about….. YODO! You only die once?!
What about….Yoda?
One of the things Yoda said was “Do or do not, there is no
try”.
WWJD
But don’t forget to consider what Jack the Ripper would do.
I have an idea for a new trendy fad bracelet. It’s a piece
of shit that get’s tied around your wrist. Now normally, a turd would be far too
difficult to tie in such a way- but worry not. We’d mix the shit with a special
kind of adhesive and chemical compound that would act as a thickening agent.
DOES NOT CONTAIN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP. Buy a shit bracelet today!
Kids can get hooked on heroin just like than get hooked on
super hero’s. It’s called Baby Bottle Pop. They used to put heroin in that
candy. Brittney Spears said so.
Today’s hero proudly presents: A Masturbating Idiot! Watch in amazement as
Masturbating Idiot spends countless hours staring at the computer screen- pleasuring
himself to no end while visions of transsexuals, gang bangs, and various milf
scenearios are played out in high definition.
Google beat the shit out of my best friend. But then, the
cops showed up and trampled everybody’s rights. The video ended up on facebook. Now you know
it’s time to stop reading. Things are getting to personal. YOLO!!!!
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